Hi! I'm Zoe. I'm 16 years old and a high school Junior. I'm a pretty active thespian.
― i took this ‘what is your medieval profession’ quiz ―

i’m the royal offspring

so basically a princess

yeah i’m a princess in modern times too so

on 16 Apr about 4 hours ago with 1N



*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

on 16 Apr about 4 hours ago with 69531N


today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 284507N
on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 124887N

the tudors ladies (& bb!elizabeth) + hats

on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 245N






plot twist: senpai gets noticed

This whole show is senpai trying to get noticed.

The entire show is a plot twist. Instead of the unpopular girl trying to get noticed by the popular boys, it’s the popular boys trying to get noticed by the unpopular girl.

can i just take a moment to say how much i love ouran host club

non-gender-conforming girl with a genderqueer dadmom makes friends with popular boys by not being fooled by their bullshit

All because said main character fucked up and broke an expensive vase.

on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 189576N




have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 474866N

R U Mine? by Arctic Monkeys from "AM (Deluxe LP Edition)" Album

on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 2129N




Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang me


on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 43279N


Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

on 16 Apr about 5 hours ago with 250682N
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